ELLEN DEGENERES tore into the tabloids for saying that her marriage to PORTIA DE ROSSI was "crumbling". She said, quote, "There's not one ounce of truth to any of it. I'm very happily married. In fact, the only thing we ever argue about is who loves who more. That is all. It really is true." And she told viewers that if there's anything they ever need to know, she'll announce it on her show first.