Imagine digging in the couch for your remote and finding THIS instead:  A guy near San Diego checked under his couch cushions the other day . . . and found a seven-foot SNAKE just hanging out in there.

He called a snake removal service to deal with it, and it was still in the couch when they got there.  They say it’s a rat snake that’s native to Vietnam.  So apparently it was someone’s pet that got loose.  And luckily, they’re not venomous.