Last night was the annual Met Gala, which seems to exist just so celebrities can compete for the title of MOST RIDICULOUS OUTFIT.  Last night’s atrocities included:

Lada Gaga in various stages of undress…Harry Styles wearing, I don’t know, guy lingerie?… Miley Cyrus in something that just looks like fabric left over from somebody else’s dress.

Kim Kardashian’s “dripping wet” look…Cardi B totally covered for a change…Hailee Steinfeld wearing a dress that specifically said “No Photos Please”…

Katy Perry as a chandelier…Celine Dion in a feathered headdress…Jared Leto carrying his own severed head…and Janelle Monae in a hat that will confuse you if you’re drunk.