A Woman Gets Penis-Shaped Meat from the Grocery Store and Calls the Cops

By |2020-08-28T06:46:05-05:00August 28th, 2020|

I want to laugh at this woman...and laugh some more. On Monday night, a woman named Lamia Singfield from Akron, Ohio bought a pack of smoked turkey tails from the grocery store.  But as she was cooking them, she noticed one of them didn't look right. As she put it, one of them, quote, "looked a lot more like a human penis than any other kind of meat."  And the more she thought about it and studied the meat, the more she got concerned it really WAS human man meat. So . . . she called the cops. They took the [...]

Arby’s Is Making Carrots Out of Meat

By |2019-06-27T06:24:22-05:00June 27th, 2019|

Lots of fast food joints are introducing meat substitutes like the Impossible Burger.  Not Arby's.  Last month, they issued a press release promising they'd never bring plant-based meats to their stores. And now, they're going in the exact opposite direction:  Instead of replacing meat with vegetables, they're replacing vegetables with meat.  Arby's just announced they've been developing a carrot that's made entirely out of meat. The "carrots" are made out of turkey breast that's cut and rolled into the shape of a carrot, covered in dehydrated orange carrot juice, and roasted in an oven.  Then they put a spring of parsley in the [...]

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