A Woman Gets Penis-Shaped Meat from the Grocery Store and Calls the Cops

By |2020-08-28T06:46:05-05:00August 28th, 2020|

I want to laugh at this woman...and laugh some more. On Monday night, a woman named Lamia Singfield from Akron, Ohio bought a pack of smoked turkey tails from the grocery store.  But as she was cooking them, she noticed one of them didn't look right. As she put it, one of them, quote, "looked a lot more like a human penis than any other kind of meat."  And the more she thought about it and studied the meat, the more she got concerned it really WAS human man meat. So . . . she called the cops. They took the [...]