First of all, are we really calling these criminals "porch pirates"?   Ok. Well a story from St. Paul where a resident had a gift taken from their doorstep by a terrible person during the holidays, aka "porch pirate". It happened on Thursday, December 12 while at work, the thief not only stole their package but they also left a thank you note to rub it in. Yeah, they legit left a note saying "Thank you for the opportunity of stealing your package." The thief then signed the note, "The new owner of your package." This kind of thief is truly disgusting, [...]