The Grammys went down last night, and not a single person got slapped.  There were a couple references to that Oscar mayhem, though.

 

Host TREVOR NOAH opened the show by saying, quote, “We’re gonna be listening to some music, we’re gonna be dancing, were gonna be singing, we’re gonna be keeping people’s names out of our mouths . . .”

 

QUESTLOVE also brought it up.  Remember, Quest was the guy receiving the award that CHRIS ROCK gave out when he got slapped.

 

Well, he was a presenter last night, and he said, quote, “Alright, I’m gonna present this award and I trust that you people will stay 500 feet away from me.”

 

Ukrainian president VOLODYMYR ZELENSKY didn’t appear at the Oscars, but he DID send a video message to the Grammys.  His speech was followed by JOHN LEGEND singing “Free” with some Ukrainian artists.

 

As for the awards themselves, JON BATISTE won Album of the Year for “We Are” . . . and SILK SONIC won Song of the Year AND Record of the Year for “Leave the Door Open”.

 

OLIVIA RODRIGO had a big night.  She won Best New Artist . . . “Sour” won Best Pop Vocal Album, and “drivers license” won Best Pop Solo Performance.

 

The FOO FIGHTERS picked up Grammys for Best Rock Performance, Best Rock Album, and Best Rock Song.

 

KANYE may have been disinvited, but he still picked up the award for Best Melodic Rap Performance for “Hurricane”.  He was also one of the many songwriters for the Best Rap Song winner, “Jail”, his song with Jay-Z.

 

And CARRIE UNDERWOOD won a Grammy for her GOSPEL album.

 

LOUIS C.K. even got a Grammy . . . for Best Comedy Album, of course.

 

DOJA CAT got the biggest laugh of the night when she and SZA won Best Pop Duo/Group Performance for “Kiss Me More”.

Doja actually had to motor up to the stage from the BATHROOM, and she told the crowd, quote, “I have never taken such a fast piss in my whole life.”

Here’s uncensored video.

 

Album of the Year:  “We Are”,  Jon Batiste

 

Record of the Year:  “Leave the Door Open”,  Silk Sonic

 

Song of the Year:  “Leave the Door Open”,  Silk Sonic

 

Best New Artist:  Olivia Rodrigo

 

Best Pop Vocal Album:  “Sour”,  Olivia Rodrigo

 

Best Pop Solo Performance:  “drivers license”,  Olivia Rodrigo

 

Best Pop Performance By a Duo or Group:  “Kiss Me More”,  Doja Cat featuring SZA

 

Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album:  “Love for Sale”,  Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga

 

Best Rock Performance:  “Making a Fire”,  Foo Fighters

 

Best Rock Album:  “Medicine at Midnight”,  Foo Fighters

 

Best Rock Song:  “Waiting on a War”,  Foo Fighters

 

Best Alternative Music Album:  “Daddy’s Home”,  St. Vincent

 

Best R&B Performance:  Tie between “Leave the Door Open”,  Silk Sonic and “Pick Up Your Feelings”,  Jazmine Sullivan

 

Best Rap Performance:  “Family Ties”,  Baby Keem featuring Kendrick Lamar

 

Best Melodic Rap Performance:  “Hurricane”,  Kanye West featuring The Weeknd and Lil Baby

 

Best Rap Album:  “Call Me If You Get Lost”,  Tyler, The Creator

 

Best Spoken Word Album:  “Carry On: Reflections for a New Generation from John Lewis”,  Don Cheadle

 

Best Comedy Album:  “Sincerely Louis CK”,  Louis C.K.

 

Best Country Album:  “Starting Over”,  Chris Stapleton

 

Best Country Solo Performance:  “You Should Probably Leave”,  Chris Stapleton

 

Best Country Performance By a Duo or Group:  “Younger Me”,  Brothers Osborne

Best Roots Gospel Album:  “My Savior”,  Carrie Underwood

 

Best Song for Visual Media:  “All Eyes on Me” from the Bo Burnham stand-up special “Bo Burnam: Inside“

 

(See the complete list here.)