There’s a conspiracy theory that Chuck E. Cheese RECYCLES pizza! Supposedly, they take uneaten slices of pizza back to the kitchen, use them to piece together entire pizzas and reserve.

I’m grossed out, what about the evidence to make this a thing. Well according to the conspiracy, it’s all about how pizzas at Chuck E. Cheese look. Never perfect circles, slices cut all different lengths, and sometimes half a pepperoni disappears on a cut. YouTube star Shane Dawson went to a Chuck E. Cheese to debunk the conspiracy. Sadly, it just made him believe it more! Ordering three pizzas and all of them looking like different pizzas slapped together. (WARNING! There’s profanity.)

Chuck E. Cheese VEHEMENTLY denies all of this and says, “The claims made in this video . . . are unequivocally false.” “We prepare our dough fresh in the restaurant, which means they’re not always perfectly uniform in shape.”

OK, I chose to believe Chuck E. Cheese, because otherwise gross, but then why are their pizzas so strange looking!? More on this at The Verge.