Big game meal prep and then clean-up gives a man plenty of time to think… here’s what I got:

  • Super Bowl Commercials were lackluster this year, my top choices would be the 3D McConaughey, Lemons, and Wayne’s World. Also, Paramount + can leave us alone now!
  • It’s a perfect example of social media running our world, but in the case of yesterday’s big game… it was much more interesting to watch reactions and memes on Twitter than the actual game! Not cool NFL.
  • Despite being only 4 lines, the Happy Birthday song feels like an eternity to sing or listen through.
  • Once you reach a certain level of stupidity, you will never lose another argument ever again.
  • Always remember how stupid the average person is, then remember that half the population is below average.

Now back to the meat sweats!