• Using mechanical pencils in childhood is probably our first taste of premium upgrade in our lives and then we immediately act like its a needle!
  • Hulk Hogan has destroyed more shirts than most people have owned.
  • Whatever team I cheer for, loses! I really don’t like Tom Brady so I finally rooted for the Packers and boom they don’t go for it on 4th down. I cheer for the Bills and they decide to let Pat Mahomes destroy them.
  • Smoked Ribs Sunday, I noticed the neighbors stop a lot more often when the smoker is outside.
  • People would take “brownie points” more seriously if they resulted in actual brownies.


Seriously,  where are my brownies!!!