I was at a Vikings Season Kick-Off Party on Saturday, which was really cool to have the opportunity to be at. Then the live auction happened. I noticed it wasn’t really about the cause, which was kids… nope! It was a measuring test of how much money each person has. The first item went for 26 thousand dollars, at that time I noticed I was not like the rest.

No one noticed McDonald’s no longer has salads.

There’s a good chance that the wood used to build a birdhouse was from a cut-down tree that used to be a different bird’s house.

“sweating like a pig” would actually just be a strange compliment because pigs don’t sweat.