Top 5 Signs You’re Boring

A study determined the most boring person in the world.  And in a bit of a shocker, it WASN’T you even though you match so many things on today’s list of the . . . Top 5 Signs You’re Boring.

 

Your stories always leave people hanging.  Because they kill themselves.

 

Your doctor recommends charisma injections.

 

Your favorite drink is vodka and water.  Hold the vodka.

 

When you stand still for too long, someone hangs their coat on you.

 

Your nickname is “The Human Flatline.”

 

You base your vacation destinations on the closest outlet mall.

 

Your dog learned how to play dead by impersonating you.

 

You’ve shushed a librarian.

 

Your to-do list for today includes “Chew gum.”

 

You have a bumper sticker, window decal, or license plate holder that says “I’d Rather Be Birdwatching.”