• When you see wildlife doing things, are you ever just like… where are you going? Do you a job? Family?
  • The word ‘Fat’ just looks like someone took a bite out of the first letter of the word ‘Eat’.
  • If you’re no longer covered by your parent’s health insurance, your manufacturer’s warranty is over.
  • I don’t have a dog, but I wonder if I did what my dog named me.
  • Over the weekend I noticed if I touch my phone in the right places, a pizza will show up at my front door.